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• A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St.
  Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Story I heard when I was getting my private on Long Island
  Local fellow working his way up had padded his logbook with extra twin time....
• Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base....
• Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question....
• US President Bill Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to sacrifice.
  The problem, however, is that every time he gets near a virgin....
• A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
  One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch her in the act"....
• The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St.
  Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty....