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• This was at SBN (South Bend, Indiana); I was getting ready to depart IFR for Oshkosh in a Cessna Cardinal RG.
  Me: Oshkosh ground, Cessna 1546 Hotel at the ramp, taxi IFR Oshkosh....
• I went out to do some touch and goes today, and the ATIS ended with a slight twist.
  ..... "...altimeter 29.93. VFR departures advise ground control of destination and altitude and you play golf....
• Lost student pilot: "Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself
• A tower controller at a nameless airport in the southeast had a reputation for screwing up the most routine things.
  .. Me: xxxxx ground, Tiger 45210, South ramp, taxi, VFR to Charlotte 5500'....
• A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
  The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze....
• A while ago while waiting to depart from Jeffco (Northwest Denver area airport) I heard
  An obvious student in a Cessna 152: AH Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXXXX final for ah runway ah 11 ....
• I heard this exchange when flying to Lancaster, PA yesterday
  LNS tower: "Cessna 1234X, report three mile final....
• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
  Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!...