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• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
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• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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• 1] 15 digits to dial a local number? He dials 15 digits to connect to his school computer.
  Sounds the recordings studio went a bit over board with the sound effects....