Featherstone's Accurate Steps To Systems Developme

Featherstone's Accurate Steps To Systems Developme

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Featherstone's Accurate Steps to Systems Development:
(1) Wild enthusiasm.
(2) Disillusionment.
(3) Total confusion.
(4) Search for the guilty.
(5) Punishment of the innocent.
(6) Promotion of nonparticipants.

(From 1,001 Logical Laws, Accurate Axioms, Profound Principles, Trusty
Truisms, Homey Homilies, Colorful Corollaries, Quotable Quotes, and
Rambunctious Ruminations for All Walks of Life by John Peers)

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