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Turnauckas' Law The Attention Span Of A Computer Is Only As Long As The Electrical Cord.
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Turnauckas' Law
The attention span of a computer is only as long as the electrical cord.
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A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
Nanosecond,Used to measure a Womans attention span.
You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a bit long?
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Peer's Law: The solution to the problem only changes the problem.
Murphy's Law only fails when demonstrated.
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Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
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