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OLD PROVERB: PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T.
INSANITY IS HEREDITARY . . . YOU GET IT FROM YOUR KIDS.
Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL? A. BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE.
The UNIX system on the 4th floor is reputed to be unreliable [I should know, I kept it that way.
On page 35 of this week's Computerworld (6/25/79) appears the following ad
"Imagine having been a software engineer on the 360 system at IBM... That's Teradyne today....
Featherstone's Accurate Steps to Systems Developme
(1) Wild enthusiasm. (2) Disillusionment. (3) Total confusion....
12-Jun-79 DON bad day [From a lazy day at Xerox] You know it's going to be a bad day when .
. . . . . your twin sister forgets your birthday....
Well, it seems that this gentleman was travelling by rail in Europe, and happened to sit down in the lounge-car (the bar) next to a couple of young Swedish lads.
These two introduced them...
Turnauckas' Law The attention span of a computer is only as long as the electrical cord.
How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
You will have to wait 22 months....

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