My Nookie Days Are Over- My Pilot Light Is Out, What Used To Be My Sex Appeal- Is Now My Water Spout.

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My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal-
is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own record-
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I've got a full time job-
to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing-
the way it would behave,
for every single morning-
it would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches-
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

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