Related:

• Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?
  someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern....
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• From: gazit@ganelon.usc.edu.UUCP (Salit) Subject: Virgin Joke Date
  27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin....
• Keane Arase, Systems Programmer University of Chicago Computing Organizations Acedemic and Public Computing, Technical Project Support kean@tank.
  uchicago.edu syskean@uchimvs1.uchicago.edu ** Please file the standard disclaimers here ** From jwas@pbhyf....
• From: wendell@ihlpa.UUCP Subject: Reagan's tractor Date
  28 Jun 88 19:28:27 GMT Did you here about the new tractor Reagan designed for farmers?...
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  johnbl@tekig5.TEK.COM (John Blankenagel) Subjec...
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....