From farshid@cs.utexas.edu Sun Feb 12 05:30:06 1989
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From: farshid@cs.utexas.edu (Farshid Arman)
Subject: a joke from Mr. F.
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle, gross
Date: 12 Feb 89 11:30:06 GMT
Organization: U. Texas EE Dept., Austin, Texas
A guy and his friend go to a little coffee shop, and
the guy orders a hamburger. The guy behind the counter
spits in his hands and rubbs them against each
other, grabs a chunck of ground beef from a dirty
bowl with flies flying around, and spits on the
grill. Then he puts the chunk of beef under his
armpit to make a patty and then throws the patty on
the grill.
The guy ordering the hamburger looks at his friend
and says "god damn that is gross". The friend
says "that's nothing, you should see how he makes
the donuts".
Martin Hanley (mph@praxis.co.uk)
Administrative note
"All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version
of an original piece about Cricket, from the Marybourne Cricket Club
From wang@brauer....
