From alcmist@well.UUCP Mon Apr 3 18:30:04 1989
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From: alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley)
Subject: Only her hairdresser knows
Keywords: sexual, chuckle
Date: 3 Apr 89 23:30:04 GMT
<I think I originally saw this in Playboy>
"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model", the editor from the men's
magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural,
since the hair between your legs is black".
The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers.
"What the hell did you do that for!", he exploded. She smiled sweetly and
said "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've
only been banged once."
Martin Hanley (mph@praxis.co.uk)
Administrative note
"All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version
of an original piece about Cricket, from the Marybourne Cricket Club
From wang@brauer....
