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From miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu Tue May 2 05:30:04 1989
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From: miller@pixel.cps.msu.edu (Joe Miller)
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Subject: "No New Taxes"...
Keywords: chuckle, original
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Date: 2 May 89 10:30:04 GMT
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In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to
digitize and then re-view some of the Presidential campaign
speeches. Of particular interest was George Bush's famous
"Read my lips, No New Taxes" speech.
We hired a speech specialist and showed the tape to her over and
over several times. Not only was the tape played back slowly,
but we performed a zoom operation on the (now) President's face. As
she read his face for clues, it became painfully obvious to her that
George Bush was saying -- "Read my lips, No Nude Taxes".
With this subjective information, we called the White House
for an explanation. Reluctantly the White House Staff admitted that
yes, that was correct - "The President planned to clothe new taxes
as user fees".
