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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From: werner@carl.ma.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner R. Uhrig)
Subject: You're never a loan with a Rolls
Keywords: heard it, funny
Date: 12 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT
Approved: funny@looking.UUCP
A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired
about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.
"What security can you offer?" the banker asked.
"My Rolls-Royce is parked out front," he said. "I will be away
for a few weeks. Here are the keys."
A month later, the man returned to the bank and paid off the loan,
1017 francs with interest.
"Pardon me for asking," the banker said, "but why a one-thousand
franc loan for a man of your obvious means?"
"Very simple," he replied. "Where else can you store a Rolls for
a month for seventeen francs?"
(these jokes stolen, guess where ...:-)
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