Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.
From bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU Mon Jun 26 05:30:06 1989
Flags: 000000000000
Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request
From: bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU (david bleckmann)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Just off Letterman
Keywords: chuckle
Message-ID: <3560@looking.on.ca>
Date: 26 Jun 89 10:30:06 GMT
Sender: funny@looking.on.ca
Lines: 23
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca
Reply-Path: mailrus!ames!hplabs!hp-pcd!orstcs!jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU!bleckmd
(On Late Night on 6/6/89.)
Dave has one of his more respectable guests on the show, a Connecticut
lady (didn't catch the name) who caters weddings and other social
events, and has written books on the subject.
She poses a question for Dave, that apparently someone has written her:
"Suppose have have set up a huge party in honor of someone. You
have set up a band, a large outdoor tent, and a complete spread of
hors 'doeuvres, etc. Hundreds of invitations have been sent out.
"Then, the night before the event, the guest of honor dies. What would
you do?"
Dave replied, "Make sure he had adequate ventilation."
