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From kra@hpcndaw.cnd.hp.com Thu Aug 3 23:30:03 1989
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From: kra@hpcndaw.cnd.hp.com
Subject: On "reserve" with an airline
Keywords: true, chuckle, mildly sexual
Date: 3 Aug 89 23:30:03 GMT
Reported as a true story:
When you're on "reserve" with an airline, you fly when they tell you
to fly. Being unable to be contacted is a lesser offense than refusing
or missing an assigned trip.
This captain gets an "A" for his creativity in avoiding an assignment.
When crew scheduling woke him up at 3 A.M. to assign him to a 5 A.M.
departure, he passed the phone to his wife and said in a voice loud
enough for them to hear on the other end, "Here, darling, I think it's
someone calling for your husband."
Crew scheduling omitted the usual question and answer period.
