From The Book "Cabin Pressure" By Liz Harwell And Corylee Spiro Copyright 1989 St.

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>From the book "Cabin Pressure" by Liz Harwell and Corylee Spiro
Copyright 1989 St. Martins Press Reproduced with permission of the authors.
All typos and any inaccuracies are the fault of the submitter,
not Harwell and Spiro.

Katherine Albitz
k_albitz%hpcnd@hplabs.hp.com



From gal@atux01.UUCP Wed Aug 9 05:30:05 1989
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From: gal@atux01.UUCP
Subject: All about Baseball
Keywords: heard it, chuckle
Date: 9 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT


BASEBALL

(as explained to a foreign visitor)

You have two sides one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's not on the side that's in goes out and when he's out he
comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When three men are out the side that's out comes in and the side
that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out nine times including the not outs

That's the end of the game!

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