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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...
• I forget so easy..., hm ?, what did I say ?
• Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.
• I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN (Rebuttal) I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
  I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam....
• I owe..I owe..It's off to work I go..Da..Da..Da Da
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• Another day and still I owe the Govt.