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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• Unknown Did you hear about the town that always had the same population?
  Every time a child was born someone left town....
• An expert is someone from out of town.
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• You know you are from a small town if... ** You can name everyone you graduated with.
  ** You know what 4-H is. ** You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road ** You used to drag "main....
• A Southern Nativity Scene: In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.
  One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets....
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...