Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
I reply to all submissions, but about 30% of the replies bounce.
Don't be too hard on George Bush; he just confused Pearl Harbor Day
(Dec. 7) with Pearl Arbor Day (Sept. 7th), a day when Americans
traditionally plant oyster beds.