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A Man Said To The Universe: "Sir, I Exist!" "However," Replied The Universe, "the Fact Has Not Created In Me A Sense Of Obligation.
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A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the Universe,
"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
-- Stephen Crane
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A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.
-- Stephen Crane...
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