Related:

• Matthew Bradburn; mjb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
• CC: Dr. Ruth
• Jeff Smith Purdue University, 210 Math Science, W. Lafayette, IN
• Jeff Boerio -- Tg Programming Purdue University Computer Science Dept.
• Put a couple of cc's of methylene blue in a coke/coffee/dark colored drink.
  The next time the person has to use the restroom, surprise!!! blue urine....
• 84 There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw
  But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right church, but in the wrong pew....
• Rejected Sidekick Names 15> The Sidekick Formerly Known as Tonto 14> Al Gore 13> HansonLad 12> Andrew Ridgely 11> Guano Boy 10> The Lapdance Kid 9> Minor in a Dubious Living Arrangement With a Bachelor Mentor 8> VomitBoy 7> Caller of 911 6> Easily-Wedgied Wally 5> Passive-Agressive Middle Child 4> The Well-Meaning But Decidedly Dense Guy 3> Buttockshead 2> Vulnerabo and the Number 1 Rejected Sidekick Name.
  .. 1> The Mighty Colosto This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc....
• While in grad school, I was an "assistant" in a lab which contained two pdp-11/23's running UNIX System 3.
  Much of my education came from jokes played on me by my more knowledgeable friends....
• Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise....