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I Never Watch Television Except For PBS.
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I never watch television except for PBS.
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28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
PBS: TV for the humor impaired.
I can resist everything except temptatio
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
These political conventions haven't been bad as summer television replacement shows but they'll never make it against a new season of "Hill Street Blues" or "Cheers.
There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had no friends.
Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him brown, except for his private parts....
Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
Fallopian tube - part of a television.