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381. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
382. (Visual Joke) Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)...
383. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home....
384. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
385. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One.
386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . ....
387. Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde
I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?...
388. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids...
389 Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinki
390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna....

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