Blondes

Blondes

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Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ?
It finally dawned on here....
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriend
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!...
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911: Blonde...
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore....
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde
I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?...
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks.
The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks....
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tel...
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start ove...
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.
The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a re...

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