Blondes

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345. Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her ankles warm. A2: To keep her neck warm...
346. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A
Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette....
347. Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team!
348. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? A: By the chipped tooth.
365. Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms....
366. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refriderator cold....
367. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree....
368 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
369. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.
370. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first......

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