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• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientatio...
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it......
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....