Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
How Many Georgetown Students Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
College Light Bulb Jokes
How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U. students.
<End>
Related:
How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....
How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...