Related:

• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....
• How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
• How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light bulb....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....