Computer Light Bulb Jokes

How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four hundred and seventy two....
How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine....
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problem....
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Two holding the ladder, and one to screw the bulb into the faucet....
How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request service number39,712....
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
You're still thinking procedurally....
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb works fine on the system in my office......
How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 pm, and pay an extra $...
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard....