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Don't You Do It! Don't You Dare! I Don't Want To Hear It!
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Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll...don't even think about it!....Don't....!
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Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it!
Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think about it!... Don't...!...
Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
Q: What's the hardest key to turn? A: A don-key.