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• How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
  You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
• What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
  A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
• Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
• Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like? A. Yes. Q.
  Really, how do you get their little legs apart?...
• Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
• Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
  A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
• Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.
• Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.