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  A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
• How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? The toilet gets clogged.
• How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
  You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?
  Dance on it for a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant....
• How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
  You will have to wait 22 months....
• Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
  A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
  A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his....
• Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: When he ties up the safe and blows the guard.
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....