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What's Grey And Not There? No Elephants.
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What's grey and not there?
No elephants.
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Q: What is grey and not there. A: No elephants.
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What do you call a dismal dog? A grey hound.
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Q: What did Tarzan yell when he saw the elephants coming? A: The elephants are coming!!!!