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Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road? It Was The Chicken's Day Off.
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Related:
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done!
Why did the chicken cross the road?? Too long to go around.....
Or why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get away from the ethopian!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.
