Elephant

Elephant

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Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept Visa.
Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
Why are elephants large, lumpy, and grey? Because if they were small, round, and white, they'd be asprins.
What sound do you get when you drop an elephant down a mineshaft? A-flat minor.
Where do baby elephants come from? REALLY BIG storks.

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