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Polish Hotel Menu: Salad A Firm's Own Make, Limpid Red Beet Soup With Cheesy Dumplings In The Form Of A Finge
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Polish Hotel Menu:
Salad a firm's own make, limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef.
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