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• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
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• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
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• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
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