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• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
• Q. How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink beer until the room spins....
• Q: How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to pour the Tab, and one to phone Daddy....
• Q. How many chiorpractors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but it will take six visits.
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it......
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....