A Newfie Was Going To Toronto On The Airplane And Started Talking To An Ontarian.

A Newfie Was Going To Toronto On The Airplane And Started Talking To An Ontarian.

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A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking
to an Ontarian.

Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?
Ontarian: Well, I'm a Psychoanalyst.
Newfie: Psychoanalyst, What the Heck is that?
Ontarian: It's hard to explain so I'll give you an example.

Ontarian: Do you own a Fishtank?
Newfie: Yes, I got a tank.
Ontarian: Well, I bet you like fish then.
Newfie: Yeah, I like fish.
Ontarian: Well, if you like fish then you probably like the water.
Newfie: Yeah, I love the water.
Ontarian: Well, if you like the water, then you probably like to
go to the beach.
Newfie: I love to go the beach.
Ontarian: I bet you like to look at girls in bikinis while your
at the beach.
Newfie: You betcha.
Ontarian: And as your lookin' at girls on the beach I bet you think
about taking them home and havin your way with them.
Newfie: Gosh, How did you know that?
Ontarian: Well , thats what a Psychoanalyst is.
Newfie: Oh.

The Newfie was goin back to St.Johns and started to talk to another
Ontarian on the Plane.

Newfie: Hi, How ya doin.
Ontarian: Oh, fine I guess.
Newfie: I'm a Psychoanalyst.
Ontarian: You're a Psychoanalyst?
Newfie: Yeah, let me explain it to ya.

Newfie: Do you own a fishtank.
Ontarian: No.
Newfie: What are ya!? Some kind of Faggot?

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