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• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E
• ######T#H#E#F#T##R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T##T#A#G#L#IN#E#!######
• That's 'G-R-A-T-E Expectations,' also by Edmund Wells.
• T.A.F.
• So - this is a brief summary of Hinduism. Once upon a time there were two sets of first cousins, the Pandavs and the Kauravs.
  Their fathers, Dhritarastra and Pandu (rhymes with Gandu) were brothers....
• Conscience is God's presence in man. - E. Swedenborg
• Once upon a time there was a mathematician who found an equation for GOD.
  It was, of course, a very complicated equation but, she figured, all she had to do was find a computer system which (1) had a large enough memory to store all the necessary variables and (2) was fast enough to gather all the information together....
• One afternoon a man was walking along a farm road with his daughter, when they came upon two sheep.
  The two sheep were in the process of mating and the father, noticing his daughters interest, quickly explained that the sheep on top had hurt his two front hooves and the other sheep was helping him get back to the barn....