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• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher who liked to reminisce about his past with funny stories....
• Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
  If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench)....
• From the Dukakis campaign--- Dukakis and his wife, Kitty, are frequently quite affectionate in public.
  Reporters asked D. if he thought that Bush and his wife would have to behave more affectionately in response....
• A salesmen while on the road went to his motel room tired and beat.
  Upon pulling down the sheets and about ready to go to bed after a long and harrowing day, he noticed a hole in the wall with hair around it and a little sign saying "Wife away from home"....
• Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies ** During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
  ** When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other....
• De Ebonics Crimmus Poem Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ower da hood
  ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stocking...
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From...
• Bill Clinton (President-Elect) was at the Arkansas War Veterans Memorial Service today.
  THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. A DRAFT DODGER "honoring" war veterans with his presence?...