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Shoot Rubber Bands At Your Roommate While His/her Back Is Turned, And Then Look Away Quickly.
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Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
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Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
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