Our Number One Sport A Woman, While Touring A Small South American Country Was Shown A Bullfight.

Our Number One Sport A Woman, While Touring A Small South American Country Was Shown A Bullfight.

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Our Number One Sport

A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a
bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The
horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?" "No," the guide replied,
"that's our number two sport."

[Taken from 500 clean jokes and humorous stories by Rusty & Linda Wright]

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