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Quot;Mrs. Jones, Can Billy Come Out And Play Baseball With Us?
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"Mrs. Jones, can Billy come out and play baseball with us?"
"Johnny you know Billy can't play baseball he was born with
no arms or legs."
"That's O.K. we want to use him as second base."
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