IF YOU STILL USE IT AND/OR
YOU'RE TRYING TO GET THE BOSS TO UPGRADE
1. Successfully think it is a faster unit by slowing down YOUR thought
processes by 75%.
2. Post a sign on it that reads "Caution: SPEED TRAP AHEAD".
3. Use the 4x CD tray as a Mega-Cup holder.
4. Draw a bulls-eye on the side and toss powerful magnets at it.
5. Set that leaking paper cup of hot coffee on top of it.
6. Drill a hole in the face and install a battery clock that
operates at half speed.
7. Install a 56k modem in it and watch the whole works go up in smoke.
8. Suggest to the boss he donate it to the archeology department of a
local university as a specimen.
9. Trade it in for one gross (144) of pre-formatted floppies.
10. A little changing around inside and hey, you have a desk side microwave.
11. Resign yourself to slow loading, and sign up for AOL.
12. Lift that monitor up to eye level.
13. Use it as a footrest under the desk.
