Top Ten Way's O.J. Is Searching For The Real Killers
10. Gets on white courtesy phone at airports, has them page the
real killers
9. Elaborate ongoing "sting" operation at Pebble Beach *
8. All the furry little woodland creatures and birds have promised
to help out their old buddy O.J.
7. Signing autographs for money -- no killer can resist a good
autograph signing
6. Dating lingerie models who are also top-notch detectives
5. Offering free upgrade on next hertz rental
4. Trying to lure them out of hiding with a carload of tacos
3. Asked the Menendez brothers to get in touch if they hear
anything
2. Before sinking putt, takes a good look in the cup to make
sure they ain't hiding there
1. Watching "real killer night" on Jeopardy
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