Hey! I'll Pack Those Parachutes ... Q: What Do You Call 100 Skydiving Lawyers?

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Hey! I'll Pack Those Parachutes ...

Q: What do you call 100 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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