Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part II)
15> If A Tree Fell And Crushed Pauly Shore In The Forest, Would
Anyone Care (except Misty Rivera, Of Course)?
15> If a tree fell and crushed Pauly Shore in the forest, would
anyone care (except Misty Rivera, of course)?
14> Why aren't the Toronto Maple Leafs called the Maple Leaves?
13> If the earth stopped spinning, would the value of my car still
depreciate?
12> If there are elves in the gravy, why must the pigeon herniate
at midnight?
11> Which came first -- the chicken or the various things that
taste like chicken?
10> Would a massive police search for a male serial killer dressed
as a woman be called a "Dragnet"?
9> Why *are* there so many songs about rainbows?
8> For what doth it profit a man if he gains his freedom yet
loseth his Heisman?
7> If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why
does waiting in a line take so long?
6> How many licks does it take to get to the center of the
universe?
5> If I am, do I drink?
4> What would you rather have, no short-term memory or I forget
the question?
3> What is the sound of a one-handed man with the clap?
2> If you take an infinite number of monkeys, put them in a room
with an infinite number of typewriters, and supply them with
an infinite amount of crack, would they really be able to
write a really kick-ass Top 5 list? And, if so, who's gonna
pay for all that -- those deep pockets at Windows Sources?!?
and the Number 1 Least Popular Philosophical Question...
1> How much wood would a woodchuck sport, if a woodchuck had
a woody?
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