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• A blind guy walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog and, for no apparent reason, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the poor mutt around and around.
  A clerk rushes over to the man to see if he could help....
• A LADY GETS INTO A CAB IN N.Y.C. STARK NAKED AND ASKS THE CABBY TO TAKE HER TO 46TH & 8TH AV.
  HE SAYS,"LADY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THIS?" SHE SAYS,"WITH THIS!...
• The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a disturbance brewing.
  He rushes over and breaks through the crowd to discover a blind man swinging his seeing-eye dog around over his head by the dog's tail....
• A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket and then the blind man takes his dog by the collar and starts to swing him around over his head, knocking things off the shelves.
  The manager comes up to the blind man and asks "excuse me sir, can I help you?...
• A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog.
  He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it in circles!...
• A blind man is standing on the corner waiting for the street light to change so he can cross the street.
  He is holding his familiar red and white cane and in the other arm is a bag of groceries that he has just purchased....
• A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his seeing eye dog.
  After a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against the red light....