Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Four A Programmer Had Been Missing From Work For Over A Week When Finally Someone Noticed And Called The Cops.

Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Four A Programmer Had Been Missing From Work For Over A Week When Finally Someone Noticed And Called The Cops.

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Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Four

A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally
someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and
broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower
with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd
been washing his hair.

The instructions on the bottle said:

Wet hair
Apply shampoo
Lather
Rinse
Repeat

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