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CLICHE AMMENDMENTS.......

CLICHE AMMENDMENTS.......
Part ONE
by T & B

-selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon.

-so hungry I could eat a horse, but of course, I won't.

-beggars can't be choosers, or doctors, or astronauts...

-walking on thin ice, requires courage.

-if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck,
it must be a duck, unless it's something else.

-if you can't walk the walk, don't talk the talk, but first and foremost,
stop blocking the sidewalk.

-only the strong survive, and let's be frank, your chances don't look
good.

-the meek shall inherit the earth 'cos everyone else will be off to
the stars.

-ask & you shall receive; receive and you shall ask again, I'll bet.

-never look a gift horse in the mouth or anywhere else, really.

-no use flogging a dead horse. Just savour the memories.

-there's no honor among thieves, but you still have to address
them as "Senator" so-and-so.

-I am my own redeemer, said the coupon.

-read between the lines 'cos that's where people write the
words.

-doggone, me not know where.

-up a creek without a paddle is better than up a creek without
a canoe, so look on the bright side!

-out of sight, out of mind; out of mind, in a hospital.

-what's good for the goose is good for the gander and me too.

-no use crying over spilled milk, but you can start crying
when I apply the beating!

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